Pirate The World - Online Adventure Game

but it was too late the puppy who happened to eat his way out of the chow cookie jar blew and oh boy did he ever. he blasted the kracken who was now a solid kelly green which suited the kracken just fine.he broke out his bagpipes and bottle of poteen and began dancing a ten legged jig being that it was only near st.paddy's day and the poteen being quite potent he then sat down and commenced his tale of ptw secrets and mysteries to reveal such as.....

....how to sail a ship from one point to the other. You see the kracken wasn't too bright and the only thing he ever thought of was how to grab a ship and pull it under. He would talk in his creaky kracken voice and every once in a while he would pick up his bagpipes and start to dance again. Then after about 10 min or so he would commence to speaking again of the ships that he had pulled to the far depths of the sea. Slowly the pirates began to realize that it was time for them to get as far away from the kracken as they possible could, so they slowly began to back their way to their ships. One by one the ships began to leave the island of kracken. MMB set sail towards a big bright orange glow in the west, hoping that her shadow would once again want to join her in her sails. The rest of the pirates set off in different directions with the exception of the pirate chorus which decided to ..........

form a nasty new fleet! "Arrrrrgh! Another dreaded fleet!" moaned Chuckles, who had been observing the goings-on while hiding in a secret cove. She had stashed most of her gold in the cove and came back to check on it periodically in an obsessive kind of way, rubbing her hands together and whatnot. What she didn't know was that.....

There was an ant nest in the cove, and they weren't just any ants, they were Poiuy ants which were a new gold eatting type...

they were known in the undersea cove world as the ant hill mob. there was one thing wrong see. they had discovered that there was unundercover ant in there mist. otherwise known as a rat and now....

Well when chuckles returned to the cove to check on the gold, there they were, the Poiuy ants! They had completely covered her gold and had devoured most of it. Arg, yelled chuckles when she seen the sight. She ran and grabbed bucket fulls of sea water and took back to wash the ants off the gold. But that didn't work, it only made them mad to which they .......

got out their tiny bows and arrows and fired matchsticks at Chuckles, until the deck was covered with the little sticks. Chuckles ran towards the ants and slipped on the matchsticks, which sadly weren't safety ones, and the sparks flew! Chuckles , in a panic, .....

began stamping at the little buggers with her extra large feet. The tiny bows were smashed to bits and the poiuy ants began to wail with anger. They waved their antennae and gnashed their tiny teeth. Some of them even began to cry.

One extremely practical ant began piling all the broken bits under Chuckles' elbow. With a fiendish grin, he struck a match on her earlobe, touched the flame to the pile and.....

with a 'whoooooosh' the flames flicked around Chuckles elbow, a few of the ants ran off to get some tiny potatoes for baking in the flames on the end of toothpicks while the others neatly prepared a cotton reel table covered with Chuckles (hopefully) unused hankerchief. Whilst the poluy ants had their backs turned getting their party ready, Chuckles had sneezed because of the smoke from the fire, and blew the flames out. Well, the ants were now livid, and in temper they......

began marching around her chanting, "gieshy chsien, wierh, wierh," which in ant language means.....

we represent the lolipop guild, the lolipop guild, the lolipop guild,when out of the west there was seen a green streak of smoke,ofcourse everyone knew it was the wicked witch of the west,what everyone didn't know was that the wwotw was also a pirate know as......

Soulfire! whom people left alone cos she has a stick and matches, and according to the smoke a very bad case of the fluffs! phewwwwy they cried, what was that? Soulfire flew lower on her broom and gassed all the little poluy ants til they keeled over from methane poisoning. HAHAHA she cackled as she flew off into the distance leaving Chuckles wondering what had happened to her mortal ant enemies and where on earth did that awful stink come from. And then Chuckles saw it...... and was afraid...... there was a large green S carved into the mast (zorro style). EEEEEEEEEEEEEEk Chuckles yelled (then coughed cos of the pong) it's ...........

....time to leave thought chuckles as she grabbed as much gold as she could and pulled the ship out into the sea. Full speed ahead, she yelled at her crew. But the stench from the methane was making her eyes water and she couldn't see where she was going. Soulfire was riding her broom and watching as chuckles pulled out. One last circle and she started straight for chuckles because......

she saw that Chuckles had on a pair of silver earrings that would go very nicely with her stick. She swooped in and speared the earrings as deftly as a jousting champion, then sailed back to the clouds to laugh gleefully. While Chuckles danced around the ship, shaking her fists at the sky, Soul grinned smugly as she adorned her stick with silver. As she left the raging Chuckles behind, she didn't know that she was being followed by.....

Dorothy the alter ego of none other than jerryrocks,
(easy jw, Dorothy is actually a lesbian trapped in a mans body)equipted with rudy red slippers and following the yellow streak on the water which was really just a pong residew slick he ran into the scarecrow who was none other than a pirate a.k.a. as.................