Pirate The World - Online Adventure Game

now crossbred with jwmcn1 , jwmcn1 which stands for "Just Watching Men Completely Naked" started clucking like mad until out of the shadows someone appears with a meat clever and.....

chopped off the Midget's third and fourth toes. The Midget promptly became incoherent with pain and kept shouting, "But they didn't want to go to market!" XT began to slap him to shake him out of his hysteria. Soon everyone began slapping him because it really was a lot of fun. SeaCaptain, being the only pirate who knew CPR....

looked on as jwmcn1 passed out and went imediately into a fetal possition sucking his thumb rather passionately,evryone on the island,including the bloody midget said"EWWWW" in unison. it was a good thing he didn't require cpr at that moment.more than a little jealous,wwsucks proclaimed "i can do better than that and fell to the floor next to jwmnc1,this sent everyone running for their ships except jacks,freckled and gold who all crept closer with their hands deep in their pockets even though the sun was up and quite warm this morning....

but it did not matter because the midget had no gold and they were too late. All they could do was realize it was a trap so that CpatainFearless could get their gold while they were not looking and the only CPR which seacaptain and bcp knew was not too good to use in the situation because some of the pirates were in disguise. Meanwhle Dwazzy Mary and Soulfire had run into a band of pacific island pigmys but and at first they were friendly and they let the pirate girls finish getting drunk with the vodka and tied them up. Then after the pirate girls realized they were in real trouble and that the pacific island pigmys were acutally cannibals as they watched to their horror Dwazzy was selected first as they were licking their lips at their prize just then . . . . .

DarkMyst9 had just discovered the meaning of life. This blew his mind so much that he headed for the island to try and help them. He met with the tribal chief and explained that he had been enlightened. Well the Chief thought for a minute and then said…

me meet many fork tongue pirate and me discover that when i take neck tie off of rat,nim, chuckles and others like them ,too many to mention. when chief remove necktie foreskin crawl right over their heads so you go now and cut those pirates ok....

then big chief say "me have present for two pirates ptrdanno and larryx6" "two six foot tall condom"
"if they play like
they should dress like"
big chief very wise and soft spoken.so then...

all the big bad pirates got together and formed a circle to rub each others bellys untill they all spuwed sea foam all over each other. they seemed content for the moment and then...

out of the blue they hear a group of pirates hiding on the island of midgets, they quickly sail over to see and find jerry,jacks and plague having a HUGE wine and cheese meeting , the midgets were mad because.....

were stuck on the snow island and were not invited, therefore the girlie pirates on the cannibal island were saved when popcan noticed all those empty ships, he found lots of eyeshadow and shoes and stuff but no gold, he waved a butterfly net to draw the attention away from the girlie pirates and xt snuck up and saved them. He invited them to the wine and cheese party so they......

looked at the midget who was now mad because of how bad smokeyone and MrsAir hit XT today. That damn lag monster came out and showed its ugly head and made a mess for XT. Jerry must have been hit with the stupid stick because of the posts he made today or was it just...

because he was trying to get away from the men in the whitecoats, they're coming to take him away, haha, hoho, hihi.......to the funny farm where everything is beautiful hoho hihi.......

after being taken away by some very big guys jerry was never heard from again. popcan was looking for some small fish to fry tonight when he ran into a...

really big group of angry pirates. The notorious Soulfire, Dwazzy and Mary had banded together and used nails and glue to make 3 ships into one huge aircraft carrier. On board were the the three harriers with little pirate stickers on the side to denote the sunken ones, their targets were aimed at....

Popcan. larry6x and MMB who were jumping up and down with joy now that jerry was no longer there....