Pirate The World - Online Adventure Game

first off allow me to assure you that there really are pirate banking establishments in the ptw that want you to hang in there and collect on those loans you've been subjected or forced to grant.(it's a tough business pirate banking)the F.D.I.C.(seacapt. and bcp1 are working to assist your desired success)
yet make no mistake about it there are those banking you'll quit this banking game and never collect what's yours with interest,you know
the nimizts naval preservation fund(presently self insured and questionable stablility)
madmorganstanley
wilmann sachs
HVBC-happy venture bank of chuckles
bizclays
blaz ing direct
banco popularryptr
bank of mrsairmerica
maggieblueelm hanover trust
varushka wachovia
first alertclerk acquisitions
thefrederal reserve bank
just to mention a few.there are many
we at rocksafella savings and loan know what your going through(and how!)and want you to know we're behind you and priming our collection divisions cannons.our accountants suggest you keep account very diligently of who's spending on your banks issued credit cards like there's no tomorrow and who's being fair towards your success(we are)and because the amazing carmac has just predicted we'll someday be known as CHASE(they're greedy buts and slap em hard)we'd like to encourage you to fight the good fight(thats the one you win)
and have fun doin it
and by the way i not only bank at rocksafellas
i'm it's president. who ha lol hehehe

this is a "stick up"

gjcomington mutual you should consider a merger before we have to acquisition see
ok we now understand your bent on a hostile takeover,we aim to accomidate

gjcomington mutual you should consider a merger before we have to acquisition see.ok i see your bent on a hostile take over and we aim to please
da da da da da dant

am i a parrot or is there an echo in here

lol I'm not sure if anyone understands!

glad you get it capt. don't want to get committed at ptw psychiatric island. i just know nurse ratchet works there.
i gotta tell ya doc when your sittin there and you got that ....... staring you in the face, well i don't know a man alive that could resist it.
jack nicolson- one flew over the cuckcoo's nest

MadMorganStanley appreciates your business.

how can we at rockafeelas ever forget our first major withdrawl. paddling around in me dingy i got hit moving(yes it was quite the MOVING experience)
1500gd, now we realize that's not much in the grand sceme of ptw banking yet when a pirate is out there rowing in the horse latitudes and BOOM! our funds are cut in half. boat rockin(well we liked the rockin anyway)but let me tell ya bailing water and rowing just trying to stay afloat and get to an island reset.(i know it's a long time ago yet you remember being lost at sea doesn't ya?) serioiusly we owe a dept of gratitude to madmorganstanley for the wake up call.
traumatic as it was at the time. we intend to (when our collection agents deem, to collect from they're account as benignly as they have since our first transaction. ofcourse we desire one gentle stinging slap to that *** cause she's so hot lol
p.s when are we gonna get an avatar with that chests and booty to keep us goin strong
COME ON!

Withdrawl made this morning. And it made my crew a happy little bunch, seeing they took the maximun that your bankers at the time would allow.

jerryrocks Success 3362 Gained

My crew awaits the new day so they can make another withdrawl of this size.

we just raised your interest rate
lets bang a gong and get it on bang a gong
you don't know me,you only think you do

jerry

your bank is overdue on paying me some sea tax ,

you must pay me 3 times a week , even if it means you cannot afford your medication for a few days.

it's a small world....don't make me hunt you down!

gee pop whata want? should we pm you our coords daily?
we don't want ya to use up 60 moves to comb the globe for a loan that your entitled and we're unable to deny with your credit rating see.also part of our mission statement here is to render unto ceasar what is ceasars we must insist and state that (and you may have noticed) that our good ship flies an american flag and there can be no taxation without representation.we all (admiral rocksolid a sound member of the prudential included)(sure the boy's mad ) are true patriots. that being said we propose to maintain the status quo and will place you on our grant list.whata ya say,whata ya know?we'll be glad to come to the table at your convenience and until then consider the matter tabled.
as far as medication is concerned it is our understanding that your ship is the one large enough to support a flight deck.we suggest you wait until we've consolidated further enabling us to grant you a loan more suitable to meet your growing demands.
tha tha tha tha tha that's all folks

to all those big bankers who choose to bank with us in a reasonable maner(you know who you are!) our continued esteem and loyalty
jerryrocks

our newest favorite and WANTED! member to join pirate banking wwsucks-what kinda name is that for a bank?must be self explanatory,yeah self explanatory see.lol