Pirate The World - Online Adventure Game

Then Davio69, heavily in his cups, started yelling "SHOOT IT!!" so his crew manned their cannons only to find out the target was...

a bullseye marked between MadMorganBonneys heaving bossums, but it was decided that such eye candy could not be destroyed, and instead they aimed at.............

they took aim at the nearest piece of drft wood they could find, which so happened to have KingDragon on drunk and passed out from the reveraly so ........

KingDragun got blown up into the sky then landed on...

a pencil... it went right up his but and he was like wow.. this feels very familiar... just like last night when my brother...

And real tight ( <<< theres a wrong word) butt buddie Michael Jackson "pencil" whipped me good and hard. K.D lets out a sigh as he fondly remembers the good ol' days when ........

He was young enough to hold Mr. Jackson's interest but alas, he grew older then...

and the white glove hand puppet trick stopped amusing him, he found he could amuse himself in much more interesting ways like...........

Kicking puppies, taking candy from babies and generally making a nuisance of himself. He decided to turn over a new leaf so he sought advice from...

wise old bcp19, who taught him that to be a man, he must............

Travel North by borth west until he comes toa bridge that spans a great chasm, there he will put to trial and asked trhee questions. so KD set out and.........

and tripped on a rock 3 steps away landing with his face in a pile of............

camel excrement, and whilst wiping the sweet tasting, chocolatey, liquid from his lips, he wondered whether this was his first test, and stood up and proceded on his journey where he came across a.............

Mighty wizard named Tim who...

was just comming off a six day mushroom high, so thereforth was grumpy & in no mood for gay butt-pirates.