Pirate The World - Online Adventure Game

A fart can be quiet,
a fart can be loud
Some leave a powerful,
poisonous cloud...

A fart can be short,
or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
to sound just like a song...

A fart can create
a most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
or silent, but deadly...

A fart might not smell,
while others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
or linger awhile...

A fart can occur
in a number of places
And leave everyone
with strange looks on their faces...

From wide-open praire,
to small elevators,
A fart will find all of us,
sooner or later..

But not all farts are bad,
this is simply not true -
We musn't forget...

Dear, sweet old farts like YOU!