Pirate The World - Online Adventure Game

But Asphaltia, in Her great wisdom and mercy, released poor KD from his pact stating that he was "Just too pathetic and squeaked every time someone stepped on him". Despondent, KD tried to auction off his soul on E-bay but the only offers he got were...

Were for clippings of Britney's hair in exchange...KD then decided to try his hand at...

thinking back to where this all began (Flash back)"All of the pirates were so happy that they could once again plunder, rob and otherwise annoy each other that they began to...." KD realized they aren't here to rape, pillar and plunder the high seas, they are here to destroy ME. Tears ran down his cheeks as wondered how to get this thread back to it's innoncent beginning. So he wrote ..........

"I will not speak unless spoken to", and pirating was good again.

So with that, a merry band of pirates formed. The group consisted of...

the grinch, mary poppins, the pilsbury dough boy, michael jackson, whopper jr, the female mousekateers among others and all of them were looking for a good time in town.

They were very disappointed, however, to find that...

the town was getting plundered by pirates over and over so they...

Formed an armed vigilante group for the sole purpose of...

being vigalantes with arms, of course... Nobody wants to walk around without arms and...

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Wearing a silly hat but, for the good of the townsfolk, they did just that as well as engage in...

in the relation to hedonism, in order to be happy. Sometimes this may feel like mountain peaks, it leads to nowhere. Rather than pursuring....

All those earthly pleasures, the merry band of vigilantes decided to get into Xiaolin Monk Fighting which, as we all know, leads to...

betting on dry humping gophers, always a fan favorite.

But the gophers, as gophers usually do, refused to comply so the vigilantes decided to...