Pirate The World - Online Adventure Game

Oops - theres no such thing as a reliable old pirate so chevy decided to take his rum and go home.

but no one missed him or his rum because it was spiked with...

turpentine, which was chevy's favorite halucenogenic additive, but had the side effect of causing...

Chevy to admit to himself that in fact, he really is a god. After finally giving in to that fact, chevy decided hunt chaos down and neuter him, only to find out its actually "ms. chaos" and chevy felt sorry for the transvestite so after some groveling from her, Chevy pardoned that cousin it look alike untill MadMorgon said.......

"I think you must have a crush on me because you all keep putting me into the story!" and she was right, of course, since she is never wrong and she told the other pirates to...

shun chevy for telling my secrets!! In the meantime...

It was reported that butt pirate Bob ( better known as dragun ) was sprung from jail and this made the non-butt pirates a tad uncomfortable.

At least until they were good and drunk enough, then...

decided to do what pirates for generations do..... Pillage & Plunder dragun town ( yep, moms house ) and tar & feather him

Only they had already used all the feathers to make boas for their burlesque act so they improvised with...

the back hairs that were shaved from chaos, striker, popcan the butt puddle and of course - Capt greedy. That was a night to remember as.......

The night they drove ole Dixie down, all the bells were ringing
The night they drove ole Dixie down, all the people were singing...

and when all had figured out what they were singing, decided that drinking rum might be better if done in moderation, and we all know how pirates feel about moderation. About this time, Madmorgan is sitting in a corner itching & scratching.......

kingdragun, because he is her life. As she scratches, she bends forward and whispers into her man's ear .......

Why did chevy get a pearl necklace and I didn't? KD replied....