Pirate The World - Online Adventure Game

a herpes infested SOB named derrick. He spoke with him a lot about random times, reminiscing about

The good ol days when nurses were obediant and only spoke when spoken to. Then chevy, whom is probably still "admiring" himself, said.....

" Hey Strike, you want me to pierce your hairy nipple so we can be twins?". To this he answered.......

"Well, mine are already pierced but I'd be glad to help you out with..."

floging the next gal who posts on this story. "Outstanding" idea, says Chevy. Perhaps if we get that on video we can.....

become top notch directors. So, they tried their best to find a star for thier film, and they came across SeaCaptainn. He agreed to be in the film, and they started filming, taking the most crazy angles, and in low lighting with the night vision on, it was barely possible to see SeaCaptainn

was in fact..... a MS. Sea captain. After people stopped laughing and pointing at the capt, a strange rumbling could be felt....

from across the seas. The ole mighty capt took the fallenangel with him to

Oklahoma!

there, they danced and sang Christmas carols to little children...Amongst the little children was

the elves who wore

silk panties over thier third arms...they knew that this material would provide the best in comfort, but infortunately, there was a problem with it...sometimes they would

touch their third arms together, and gasp at the electric feeling of the moment. Now,in the corner watching this scene unfold were three blind mice and a homophobic game player. The game player said.....

"Uno!" and this cause the elves to

quickly bump there third arms against the wall and yes, that scene is weird by anyones standards. However, all that bumping was getting to capt_greedy in a provocative way, leading to a earth shattering........

volcano beginning to erupt, Capt Greedy had to move out of the way so chevy could enjoy watching the scenes, and decide what