Pirate The World - Online Adventure Game

the next day there was a beautiful sunrise and the world was peaceful. Then flexo went back to his old tricks and...

chopped down the whole crop of pot plants on BUZZ island, smokeyone was very upset at flexo and.....

don rickles,lewis black,george carlin,robin williamsand lily tomlin gathered on a nearby island singing ricky nelsons garden party to try and ease the suffering of the high moral fiberous, superior and delicate sensibilities of the more intellegent authors of the story gamewhen someone shouted lighten up oh great defender of ..........

comedians many poeple had never heard of or no longer cared about .It was then that jerry realised he was suffering from verbal diarrhea of the mouth which most pirates knew already but thought that if he kept talking it should make the pot plants grow even bigger so it was handy to keep him around just for that and not as most wanted to do which was to chop of his head and use it as a football on the party ship in a game betwwen the nice pirates and the mean untrust worthy pirates who thought they were bad but were really a bunch of crossdressers once they were in the privacy of there own cabins .But then there was a disturbance in the force and who should appear but .................

ptw's own dea agents who busted jwmcn1 tending his island garden,he was all set to share a cell with bubba the sex addict for the next 10yrs,furtunately he was pardoned by seacapt. and released after writting (just so no to drugs 10,000 times during his stay). unfutunately bubba had his way first and now jwmcn1's eyeballs were larger than his glasses so...

..........the midget, mistaking his eyeballs for jacket potatoes, and wishing to find favour with Soulfire, speared them out and roasted them slowly, before.......

Committing suicide and ridding this topic of midgets and green meanie talk, and make more room for detailed descriptions of MMB in corsets and leather skirts. Which would please Chuckles very much, but alas...

...........this was only chuck's dream, and the midget having taken his wonderous gift to Soulfire( who spurned them after the first taste) was so bitterly dissapointed that he went off to live with the green gremlins and.........

...just then jerry woke from his dream. Turns out jwmcn was alive and well parting with some of the other pirates on mmb.s party ship. soul, mary and dawzzy were off in a corner passing the vodka around again. seems that's all they do except taking gold from the midget. jerry was so mad that it was all a dream that he jumped in his own ship and sailed off into the night. The party was hopping with dancing and drinking when who should pull up beside the ship, rat. He came to see what kind of gold he could get off the girlie pirates when he spied the dancing. So he .............

stripped down to his skivvies, put on a large indian headdress and boogied the night away with the girls.

Meanwhile, XT had steered the ship back to the Island of Unusual Weather where currently, a very thick fog was rolling in. The partyers jumped ashore, built a large bonfire out of coconuts and shoes, and began to sing a rousing chorus of.....

Deck the Halls , cos the island looked so pretty after the fog with icicles in the trees it gave the island a christmassy feel, especially for the pirates that rarely, if ever, get any snow. The girls were now drinking hot vodka toddys and roasting chestnuts over the bonfire and giggling so much it was making little piles of snow fall off the trees and onto everyones heads, not just jwmcn's. Xt and pop were busy making a snowman when...

all of a sudden lighting struck a tree and it fell and hit some of the pirates. So the suurvivors started taking gold from the pirates and then ran.........................

but this was alas a vision brought on by extreme hunger, cos they ran out of chestnu, and vodka deprivation. So once they found a fresh keg of vodka and some cocoanuts ( the nearest they could find to chestnuts - well they both ended in nut) all was well again and the partying continued into the wee small hours. The snow was starting to fall again so the fire was banked up with more wood from a broken ship and....

what we thought was the last of freds shoes but he didn't tell them about all the ones in the lower deck of his ship. When they had the fire built up again they started singing and dancing again. Everyone was there having a good time singing, dancing and drinking when out of the sky fell.........

mary's bloomers which were doubling as a mast sail to increase the speed of heavily gold weighed ship until...