Pirate The World - Online Adventure Game

.....................the explosive banana pudding which was in the hold, suddenly blew the ship to smithereens, flinging mary and all her crew( along with the bloomers) all over the nearby islands. Meanwhile unbeknown to MMB................

jerry and varushka were trying to sneak up on her to hit her ship ,but she soon realised and treated them with the contempt they deserved and having to clean her cannons anyway let them both have a cannon ball each to play with .when she fired they tried to run and realised even with the tiny amount of gold they had ,to run away, but they had no sails ,but jerry who was due for his 1 and only good idea for the year thought that if he used his mr men adult nappie with little ships on it as a sail (after all he was just a body with a head/soccer ball) they might escape MMBs wrath but to there surprize on the horizon ..............................

.......appeared maggieblueelm, with goldpirate following close behind. As they tacked across the waves, they inadvertantly took the canonfire that had been intended for Varushka, who made use of the interruption to beat a hasty retreat. jerryrocks was not so lucky, for as he tried to dodge the cannonball a............

coast gaurd cutter heading full speed ahead to the partyboat cut him off and he got hit.nothing new.(lol)
seems the partyboat was easy to track by the trail of empty bottles and dead sharks poisoned by the roasts and potatoes being throw overboard by the girls crews.mary,dwazzy and soulfire were escourted to betty ford island where they were given a course in more imaginative writting and cooking lessons too.seems there excessive partying was poorly influencing some adolescent and teenage pirates and we all know what's good for the goose is good for the gander.meanwhile there was a mutiny taking place on jw's boat due to the crumby food and being forced to party with drunken married woman all the time. they forced jw to listen to classic comic cd's so that he might develope a sense of humor.they didn't put to much hope in that basket let me tell ya! this caused jw to stomp his feet and throw his arms around like.......

...jerryrocks would like to o, but since he is just a body and head he couldn't even if he wanted to. Meanwhile back on the party ship, mary, dawzzy and soul were talking to the coast guard and it turned out tht they were looking for jerryrocks because it wasn't the vodka and food that was poisoning the sharks....it was in fact jerryrocks semi adult nappies (diaper). So off went the coast guard after the smelly ship of jerryrocks where the midget was kept prisoner for very special purposes of jerryrocks. jw was waiting on an island for the girly pirates, one of which was newly single. The girly pirates were so overjoyed at seeing jw (with a body) that they rammed their boat into the nearby ship of varushka. but he didn't care because well, after all they were very sexy girly pirates and he liked to party to. jerryrocks (smelly) was sitting off in the distance steaming as the coast guard sailed away. They decided to let him sit in his own stench, mainly because they couldn't stand the smell. but back on the island xt killer, rat, mmb and a few other pirates were gathering around listening to the wonderful classic comics' that jw had. everyone was laughing and having a good time until jerryrocks......

began loading the cannons with nappies and firing directly at the revelers. "Yargh! Take that ye..." His rantings were cut off when Jerry began choking on a mosquito that had somehow escaped Soulfire's rampage. He fell to the deck and rolled around like a bowling pin after a strike. What was left of him began to turn such a pretty shade of blue that it attracted the attention of a passing pelican, who scooped him up and carried him off to regions unknown. The islanders, ducked behind the rocks and scratching their heads, wondered how the heck Jerry was able to load cannons with no arms or legs. It was then they realized, there had to be someone working with him. Someone equally nefarious and desperate to get back into the story at any cost. It could only be....

the defender of all pink barbies and high heelled sparkely shoe wearers everwhere FREDRICKA the wonder pirate as he likes to call it self for no one knows the true gender ,who had stopped firing the cannons for jerry when it dawned upon him/hers pink tutu was getting dirty and decided to fire the cannon once more at the pelican that had taken jerry because fredrika realised that with jerry gone they would not be able to gossip about people which seemed to be their favorite thing to do wether it was true or not so with a lucky shot from fredrika he/she hit ............

touche and horah shouted jerry ,rehab was really paying off for the girlie pirates story line,although it's pretty sad to witness that mary was still suffering from alcohol induced delusions.jerry had all his limbs except for half of one leg which was nicely fit with a custum peg at boston. he didn't wear nappies,in fact he never wore underwear.the only explanation it seemed to fit this particular delusion caused jerry to resolve not to wear his tight fitting jeans around the recently single female pirate who was obviously envious after years of intimate deprivation,which brings us to that offal stench.it appears a particular pirate was trying to make up for years of pent up frustration in a matter of weeks by shanghaiing unwarey men at every town she raided.ofcourse it stands to reason that they immediately jumped over board once untied, hense the dead sharks. it was the bloomers that were deviously stowed on jerry's boat by the evil and envious pirate. jerry in his ever benign and compassionate conscience decided to burn the bloomers as to not ever EVER! bare the thought of another pirate having their nostrils assulted by them again.and the seas' eco system also. jw never knew the differance because he still had yet to discover in his pothead stupor that his cabin cat was in actuallity a skunk now....

jerryrocks who had been playing the storygame using a miniture jerryrocks dummy. doing the talking.fancying himself as biily crystal getting his start on soap.then the big dummy awoke from his fantasy when he discovered nobody was or wanted to play with him anymore.he remembered when he was( RECENTLY) single and what a painful experience that was,what a raw emotional midget he became then and what a jaded, insensitive,uncompassionate and mean dummy he had become,well there was no denying that he was definately the biggest jerk off with his head would be to quick an end for the dummy. so they stuffed soap in his mouth and wrapped a handi shrimp net tightly over his head (a shrimp net to match his emotional intelligence)so now every time he exhaled he blew bubbles and they burned his eyes and made him cry which is what he deserved for being such a jackass whole heartedly saying to himself that wanting to win the game of wits and now the only person to play with is a nitwit.now evrybody already knew this and jerry was once again the last to discover that playing with a nitwit is no fun. so off to the home for waywardjackassnitwitjerkoffmeanspiritedretards he went. where he was subjected to write( winning isn't everything especially if you spoil the game) a million times) sorry seems so inadequate to define is regret.

he really should have quit when he was just ahead

ahhh me lads and lassies the wonder of the world of pirates the emotions the tempers the excitement the bantering of words. He he he as the story continues such a band of like minded people to let their imaginations and what ifs to cause them to get so much exercise in the chat or in the forum. Such as Jumping to conclusions and running around in circles all over the PTW map he he he what a group we have going here. That could be a formidable force to be reckoned with. But alas parody and humor become lost when not being looked at as such and when emotions are not kept in check. Words can and do hurt if not used in the right context and received with same respect. which is consideration If anybody feels offened they should just let the individual know and work it out. and be somewhat resonable. Lets have a parlay we could even ask the parrot if he would be the moderator of the event awk awk if we can get him to leave the rum alone there seems to a migration from the humous to the serious because of the interjection of something that was said that was taken as a dose of insult either way i hope they work it out with themselves. If they dont i have a beautiful mast we can tie them to at the top by the crows nest and let the buzzards an seagulls pick their eyes.....now dont take that serious it is just meant for humor after all this is a story by the way we are all going to have a soccer game on pigmy island a little later the girlie girl pirates and the wee little boy pirates be there be strong if you get hurt suck it up and keep going you might even have a chance to be n a k e d on the beach.... now that would be a site to behold..............just imagine.......oh well i was asked once if i knew the answer to the question whats the difference between and band of pigmys and a girls softball team. Naturally i had to say no and the answer would surprise you....take a guess and they all said.............

hooray for TheFred, such tact and put so eloquently that after all this is just a story, we love you TheFred, thank you for those fantastic words. And now it is impossible to get on the Snow Island, it has over 20 feet of snow and miles of ice all around, the snow storm that hit also had sleet and freezing rain and the girlie pirates decided to head south with the case of vodka to start.......