Pirate The World - Online Adventure Game

say morg peaches count for a lot with some boy pirates lol

coming soon! mama's pampering lounge run by cwazzy dwazzy where the sore pirate can get their hair brushed or this months special the ben gay tushy rub for only a 3hit/wk cover unless your a purple shark then you can get in for being a wiseguy see

and they regarded our founding fathers as insulent
aye from neither the greek nor the latin
pough ma learoghey
mosh o da heally
roghine dove
aye how we do fancy ourselfs taken flight
space oddessey david bowie

Or, if you make any kind of sense at all, we'll let you in. Hehe But tushy rubs only for the extra special. Have to give up more than a lousy 300 pieces of gold.

it's said that music and poetry are open to interpretation
ma prose refers to me black rose
it's older than chinese
if you please
to the established ptw aristocracy
and all the smootchers gathering in line as cannon BALLS fly
or more simply said
birdie,birdie in the sky
why'd you do that in my eye
i'm a big boy i won't cry
gee i'm glad cows don't fly

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." -Willy Wonka

and......it would a lot easier o understand if it twas in OLD English......which we all understand......hehehehehehe....lol

so you thought you might kill the boy with kindness did ya? well i'm on to ya see
now let's see if you get this lol

welcome to the tushy smootchers parade
they dreul as rainbow coloured tushy passes by
cause tushy smootchers lipstick,daily changes shade
she struts rainbow tushy along,with a brat sigh

joining her minions now,to subject to ones debase
imagined,precocious,vernacular pumped them all tall
remove your haughty silver spoons ,have a lasting taste
contemt prior to fact,one might choose to appal

enjoy i do,this tale,this banter,this rift
on the uptake,i must declare,your all,not so swift

LIVE FROM ROCKSAFELLA CENTER IN PTW!
IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!
roll theme music and case members
MUSICAL GUESTS AEROSMITH!
SPECIAL GEUST STAR::PIRATE PLAGUE!
opening pirate plague enters stage center,takes bow
enters stage left postman pat
they gaze at each other
both turn to gaze at the camera with a questioning look
the parrot squaks
but no one can tell if it's saying
polly wants a cracker or
wally wants a cracker
the announcer chimes in
CAN YOU SAY HERMAPHRODITE?
camera rolls toward music stage
areosmith performs...dude looks like a lady
post script; say plague thanks for the good hit and run if i would have caught ya,well i don't know which woulda been more fun. lol
fair play to ya

maggieblueelm,maggieblueelm?


SHE NEEDED THE MONEY OH!

WHO?

LARRY'S LAP DOG

NEED I SAY MORE

HOLY CASOOKICKS BATMAN
WHY ARE WE SPLITTING UP?
CAN I KEEP MY SUPERHERO COSTUM AND CAPE?
I HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME TO???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
CSSTRIKER!!!!!!
BAM ,BOOM, ZOOK,CRASH, BLAH!

This is getting... a little weird.

It's also a one-way conversation at the moment.

*locked*