Pirate The World - Online Adventure Game

the fred had come up again
so smokeyone pulled a big knife from his belt and slit his throat
now just die

and all the pirates cheered and made smokey the king of pirates while they....

went looking for the smurfs. When they found them they were high up on a hill dancing around and cheering for the pirates for getting rid of the fred. The pirates were still mad at the smurfs for trying to toss them into the volcano but didn't quite know what to do so they......

prayed to the rum gods to revive the most annoying pirate of all time.... the ground begins to shake violently bouncing the smurfs around like ping pong balls..... and out of the lava appears KingDragun with his ship painted with his crayola crayons..... fred angered by his de-throning as most annoying pirate says.....

absaloutly nothing for it appeared the the blade of smokeys knife had silenteced the fred or so all the pirates hoped. nothing shattered the silince but a gurgling sound coning from.........

...the captain, seems he had been watching from a distance drinking his rum when the commotion started with fred. The captain was on his knees coughing and gurgling from choking on his rum after laughing so hard. Getting himself under control, he started sailing closer to the mess when out of the deep cold water of the sea came the dreaded kraken. Up, up, up he rose out of the deep, dark pit of his lair. When the full mass of him was sticking out of the water he looked at the captain and ......

"Hey, can you give me directions to the nearest outlet mall? I have some holiday shopping to do and if I don't do it NOW I'll miss all the good deals!"

The rum soaked, laughter choked pirate couldn't believe his luck since he had himself been shopping for a kraken for the kids so he...

so the smurfs all pointed at a bright glow in the distance and told MMB to go towards the light and she would find a super mall where she could do all her shopping and get low low prices on a huge variety of wonderous goods (pity was all made in china ) and out of the air a voice in very bad english with an indian accent said in broken english that..................

that not way. buy from me, I got good stuff, sell cheap. But mmb decided to go where the smurfs told her instead. So off she sailed towards the light, not realizing she was headed straight for the .......

...North Pole..... where she found all the pirates that use to sail the sea all dancing around with the elves drinking vodka of all things. Where is the rum said mmb when she seen them. All the pirates stopped dead in their tracks and looked at mmb. Then without a warning they all ran towards her with their arms out-stretched. Mmb was dumbfounded and just stood there watching them descend on her. The pirates ran right into her knocking her over and piled up on top of her. Shoving the pirates and spitting snow out of her mouth mmb finally got them off of her and ask what they were doing up here and where was the mall? Just then Santa came walking up from the distance. Ho Ho Ho he said what do you want for Christmas little girl. And all the pirates said at the same time, including mmb, we want the SeaCaptain back. Santa looked at the forlorn pirates and said .......

..."Christmas may come but once a year
Cept' for pirates who are no longer here
Just to prove what we once feared
That the new year might dredge a tear
For all the ships lost far and near"...

all the smurfs and the forlorn pirates all just hung their heads because they knew what Santa said was true. The new year is coming upon them and they don't know what it is going to bring. They mourn all the pirates that have sunk and faded away and miss them dearly. They wonder just how long they themselves will last out in the big open sea sailing about..... But wait, what is that they see off in the distance.....I believe it is a ship loaded down with gold, said one pirate... So off they went to blunder and steal, off into the big open sea. When what else did they see off in the distance but a big ........

...whale that lay beached on a small island. It rolled back and forth in the surf, making a sickly moan that was quite the most annoying thing any of them had ever heard. They found some corks from old bottles of rum and, stuffing them into their ears to help deaden the sound, they approached the massive beast. MMB reached out and placed her leather-gloved hand gently on....

on the whales stomach and it let out the hugest, stinkiest most foul smelling fart ever emagined. The ground rumbled so hard no one could stand on their feet and during all of this, their eyes were burning and and they were trying to keep the rum down but to no avail. All they could do was stick corks in their noses and run like hell. But low and behold...